"Look man, you've got it all backwards..."
Reader "Brian from Poisonedville, OR" doesn't seem to like Fentiman's Ginger Beer. Or maybe he loves it and his webcam still shows him making the soft drink equivalent of an air guitar face. He shouldn't make that sort of grimace with a nose that obviously attached by plastic surgeons, especially not inept plastic surgeons. It's likely to pop off.
I truly wish that the Fentiman's people would be forced to make a drink that was alcohol free. This shit should not be available to minors.