7-11 Sausage in a Pancake

These things are stupid good except when they're not.  If they're not it means they are all dried out and old and you should go back in sputtering out crumbs and demand a fresh one like I did.  

All the 7-11 food is so much better than it ever should be.

7-Eleven yuck issues

The chronically broken Coca Cola Slurpee dispenser in Park Slope. Today we see some sort of cleaning device that's been abandoned in front of it, probably left there in a fit of uncaring by a lazy employee.

You shouldn't leave cleaning tools out where customers like me can put our penis hands all over them.