Copy and paste White Castles

Was this a creative decision or just someone being lazy?  Did the photographer only ever shoot one chicken sandwich, forcing the poor artist to copy and paste?  Are the sandwiches made of paste?  Why would you advertise awful chicken sandwiches at a place made for hamburger eating?

Kickstart phone capture

I have no idea why I grabbed this.  Maybe I had something funny to say about it, but I don't anymore.

Kickstart Mountain Dew and Pimento Cheese

Kickstart Mountain Dew is good, the orange is better than the fruit punch.  I can't say more than that because I haven't had one in months.  That stuff on the right is pimento cheese.  I've been trying to figure out the best way to make pimento cheese, it's tricky stuff.  The simpler the recipe the better is all I can figure out.  

I'm about to make more with fancy garlic I got from Hudson Cloves.  I never knew there were so many sorts of garlic.  Actually, using their garlic is probably a bad idea because it'll break my scientific method type practices on figuring out the best pimento cheese.  I'll wonder if this batch is good because of my cheese/mayo ratios or because I used ethically grown Triple Silvergoat Splash garlic or whatever.

Edit:  Ha ha, I used this fucking photo in a review already.  Duh.

A Slow and Disinterested Death

Some links:

http://animalnewyork.com/2013/syrian-teen-only-instagrams-soda-and-energy-drinks/

and:

The only photo credit I can give is that it's from Reddit.  A fantastic selection of fake Mountain Dews, especially considering that I've never seen any of them.  Maybe I've seen the "Chill" one, but maybe not.