Tuesday, October 1, 2013

The Last Unicorn




I had to destroy a giant soda stash when I moved out of my last apartment.  Most of it was bad, but there was a handful of still drinkable Pepsi Naturals.  Not delicious but drinkable.  I chugged one down and felt sick, but not too sick, so I kept one and dumped the rest.  

It's sad that this magnificent drink is lost to the ages, it was my favorite for a long while.  I still remember the panicked scramble when I found out that a discount-and-factory-seconds store had put a bunch out for sale long after the beverage was gone from regular shelves.  I filled my bags and trudged home with dozens of bottles.

Alas.

One remains in my refrigerator.
 
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