...because it's fucking boring to write "Oh, this strawberry soda tastes like strawberries but a little chemical fake" for the eight-hundredth time. Seriously, give me a break. I was powered by foulness, by liquid malignancy passed off as child treats. I haven't found a soda evil enough to be reviewed.
And I'm lazy. That too.
I shit you not, I have six milk crates of sodas and threw away another three last time I moved. Soon they'll all be botulism flavored, which at least will give me a run for my money. I can't bring myself to drink another boring god-damn soda.
Boring.
BOOOORING.
Shoot me.
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Do you think you can do a review of a grape soda? I want to know what it tastes like.
ReplyDelete-Grape Soda Lover
There's one around here somewhere, Old Colony Uva I think.
DeleteSpoiler: Tastes sort of like grapes.
Shocking finding. Great post!
ReplyDelete-Grape Soda Lover