Boylan's Natural Cane Cola

All brown and boring looking.

Boylan's Natural Cane Cola

After the unpleasantness of Boylan's Ginger Ale, I was braced for the worst and that was for the best. The Cane Cola is pretty unremarkable, but by not being as bad as I'd expected it cleverly creates the illusion of it being better than it is. Again, it's an illusion so "attempt to disbelieve".

The smell is like a clean parody of your average cola, like the cola flavored Bottlecaps candy. The taste is alot like King Cola, a watery King Cola. It's not bad, just not that great. Pretty boring, pretty bland. I wouldn't cross the street to buy a bottle of the stuff, though I might do so to pick a discarded bottle up and recycle it.

Cause that's the kind of guy I am. Classy all the way.

What else... It comes in a glass bottle. Glass is made from sand, or at least it used to be. My glasses get scratched by sand, that's part of the reason I avoid the beach... Maybe instead of padding this with useless words I'll just tighten the margins and increase the font size, that always worked in school.