That's all - Tropical Banana. Not Tropical Banana Fanta or any other brand name, just "Tropical Banana". No brand name is attached to this, and as far as I can tell no manufacturer either. Producto Centroamericano Hecho... Blah blah blah.
Oh, I guess it was made by a joint called Cerveceria Hondurena, they have a crazy website which seems to say that they make things that are wet, including beer.
So it smells awful. There's nothing good about the fake banana smell ever. It tastes not great, not even that good, but there's a weird creamy aftertaste which keeps bringing me back. It has a tang, not like a banana but a bit like a green banana. Something just a bit off.
In fact, the more I drink it the more the aftertaste pleases me. If I could get this aftertaste without putting the actual drink in my mouth I think we'd have something.
Holy shit, I got it. The drink tastes like spray paint smells, but in a good way. I like the spray paint smell, I find the same pleasure in this that I find in the odor of non-metallic sprays. Nice. That's it entirely.
I want these people to make a cola, it would be fantastic. Seriously, if fake banana - the worst taste ever - is this good coming from them then they would be able to make poop taste magnifico.
All in all, this stuff deserves a magnificent review about how complexely bad/good it is, but my new austerity style reviews can't handle that.