Okay, stick your tongue out about half and inch and bite it lightly. Bend your chin down tight against your neck and nod your head up and down while flapping your arms around like broken penguin wings.
There. You just drank Reed's Cherry Ginger Beer.
Smells like sour cherries, which is always a bad idea. Not like sour cherries, but like sour cherry flavoring you see in Polish markets. What genius said "Let's go to an Eastern European market and find the nastiest thing there that isn't kvass, and then let's mix it into our soda?"
This stuff is bad. About eight bads out of ten. Fifteen bucks would get me to finish the bottle but I ain't seeing any takers.