Sunday, January 15, 2012

This Blog isn't Dead, I'm Just Bored...

...because it's fucking boring to write "Oh, this strawberry soda tastes like strawberries but a little chemical fake" for the eight-hundredth time. Seriously, give me a break. I was powered by foulness, by liquid malignancy passed off as child treats. I haven't found a soda evil enough to be reviewed.

And I'm lazy. That too.

I shit you not, I have six milk crates of sodas and threw away another three last time I moved. Soon they'll all be botulism flavored, which at least will give me a run for my money. I can't bring myself to drink another boring god-damn soda.



Shoot me.


  1. Do you think you can do a review of a grape soda? I want to know what it tastes like.

    -Grape Soda Lover

    1. There's one around here somewhere, Old Colony Uva I think.

      Spoiler: Tastes sort of like grapes.

  2. Shocking finding. Great post!

    -Grape Soda Lover