As you might know, the theft of soda is a major (well, okay, minor) plot point in James Kolchaka's Superf*ckers. I will try to snapshot the frame and send it to you, so you can appreciate it. Be safe on your travels, kemosabe (that's Crow for, "drinker of carbonated beverages")
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Tim H., you are not going to get a better offer all month, you should jump on this thing. Mirto, man.
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