Bahamas IV: Evervess Ginger Ale

Who the Hell Goes to the Bahamas, Part Four

"Bahamians, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight
on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender
to the Pepsi Bottling Company and it's faux ginger ale."

Evervess Ginger Ale, Pepsi Bottling (Bahamas)

Evervess boasts real sugar. Hey! So why does it suck? This stuff tastes like ginger went through a vat of 7-Up "on stilts". I think the first time I heard the phrase "on stilts" was while watching the Three Stooges. They were roped into being waiters, or maybe were masquerading as doctors or orphans, and drank some punch at a fancy party. One of them comments on the punch being weak, and Curly says "I think the rum went through this punch on stilts".

Whoever thought up Evervess deserves a good poke in the eyes, this stuff is dull. It doesn't deserve to be called a Ginger Ale, that's for certain. There is almost no taste here, seriously. It even smells like 7-Up, how can you have a ginger anything and not have it be a gingery smeller?

The coat of arms on the bottle should have been "suck" crossed with "boring" above a tubby guy rampant. Go to Hell, Pepsi. Go to Hell and make me some caffeine free Mountain Dew.